Antonio Robbinstinez

"Motivational" Comedian

Antonio Robbinstinez

Your Unlikely Guide to a Less Stupid Life.

Hello Asshole

I’m Antonio Robbinstinez.

I don't want to be your guru,

you need to be your guru.

  • People kept beening annoying and asking me for advice, so here we are.
  • I run motivational seminars... in comedy clubs. Why?

Because it’s the only place people are willing to be their stupid real selves.

  • If you’re over the usual self-help nonsense, good. So am I. You’re in the right place.

What Makes me Different?

(Besides Being Annoyed by You)

  • No Fluff: I don’t clap for you. And I don’t care if you’re offended.
  • Brutal Honesty: If you’re looking for warm fuzzies, go lay with puppies 'cause there's only wolves here.
  • Real Results: You’ll laugh, you’ll cry and leave better than you came.

My Mission

(Which I Didn’t Exactly Choose)

I’m not here to coddle you.

My goal is to make you face the truth and finally get things done

If you’re tired of excuses, welcome aboard. If not, get off the boat.

Think you’re ready?

Check out a seminar and see.

What You’ll Get from My Seminars

(Besides Tough Love)

  • No Pep Talks: Expect real talk, minus the me caring about your stupid feelings.
  • Comedy with a Kick: Yes, you’ll laugh. But you’ll also walk away with a newfound sense of your stupid self.
  • Get Called Out (for Your Own Good): Sometimes you need to hear it straight. I’ll make sure you do through the power of seminar.

Get Off the Internet and Join a Seminar

Because reading about me won’t fix your life. See me live—if you dare.

Not Ready for a Seminar?

Fine, Read this stupid book

Think You’re Ready for This?

This isn’t about being nice—it’s about getting real. If you’re not ready to meet me live, read the book. It’s everything I say in person, minus the insults. Except still having the insults.

Because being a stupid hasn’t worked for you so far.

Frequently Asked (Annoying) Questions

  • Q: Will Antonio make me cry?
    A: Maybe. Bring tissues, stupid.
  • Q: Is this like other motivational seminars?
    A: Only if you’re used to being called an asshole everyday.
  • Q: Can I get a refund if I’m offended?
    A: Nope.

Still reading? It’s probably time to act. Book a seminar or grab the book—you’ll thank me later.

Still Lost? Start Here

Have Your People Call My Person

My person is Jeff.

He’s overworked, underpaid, and handles all my nonsense.

thebigasshole@helloasshole.org

The Fine Print

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Disclaimer: If you’re offended, that’s on you.