We’ve traveled light-years to bring joy, laughter, and the occasional existential crisis to your planet. And we’ve chosen Chicago—because apparently, pizza here is “deep” like our comedy. Welcome to the Cosmic Cellar Comedy Club, where intergalactic hilarity happens every Sunday starting January 2025.

Featuring:

• Antonio Robbinstinez, Earth’s funniest motivational guru (yes, we’ve studied all of them).
• Three aliens who are definitely not just humans in LED masks (don’t ask questions).
• Sketch, improv, stand-up, and enough absurdity to power a black hole.

Don’t miss the most bizarre comedy experience this side of the Milky Way.

Are you ready to beam yourself up? Or will you be the one Earthling who didn’t get the joke?