Testimonials | Antonio Robbinstinez’s Life-Changing (and Absurd) Seminars

Antonio Robbinstinez

"Motivational" Comedian

Real People. Ridiculous Results.

(We Swear This is Problaby true)

I Stopped Caring, and Now I Rule the World

After hearing Antonio’s no-nonsense advice, I stopped caring about what people think and just started telling everyone to go screw themselves. Fast forward 3 months, and I’m now CEO of my own startup called ‘Screw Yourself Industries.’ We make millions selling motivational magnets that just say ‘Screw Me?! No Screw You!’ My profits are up, my stress is down, and I’m kind of a god now. Thanks, Antonio.

Mark, 27 (CEO, Screw Yourself Industries)

My Ego Has Never Been Bigger

Thanks to Antonio’s teachings, I’ve stopped apologizing for being better than everyone else. He taught me how to embrace my asshole-ness to its fullest potential, and I’ve never looked back. My ego is now the size of a small planet, and I’m considering buying a yacht just to flaunt it. Antonio, you’ve created a monster, and I couldn’t be happier

Debbie, 52 (Full-Time Ego Tripper)

Antonio Cured My Fear of Success

I used to be terrified of success, but after Antonio yelled at me for 45 minutes straight, I suddenly realized I was destined for greatness. Now I’m the proud owner of 15 cats, two vintage corvettes, and a thriving side hustle selling luxury cat clothing. Honestly, I owe it all to Antonio. He gave me the courage to be successful and weird at the same time.

Greg, 45 (Luxury Cat Clothing Designer)

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“Antonio cured my fear of Mondays. And success. And sharks. And everything else.”

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“I gained superpowers and maybe a little trauma.”

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“Best roast of my life. 10/10 would cry again.”

The Alien Encounter

I came to Antonio’s seminar expecting a motivational talk, and I left having been abducted by aliens. I’m 99% sure Antonio is part alien and used the seminar as a way to test his intergalactic mind-control powers. I don’t remember much, but when I woke up, I had a brand-new business plan and the ability to speak fluent Martian. Would recommend for anyone looking to get their life together—and possibly contact extraterrestrials.

Jennifer, 34 (Martian Translator & Business Consultant)

Want Results Like These?

(Hopefully Without the Alien Abduction)

Join a Seminar and See for Yourself

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Not Ready for a Seminar?

Fine, Take the Book Instead

I get it—you’re not ready for the spotlight yet. But that doesn’t mean you get off easy. ‘7 Habits of Highly Effective Assholes’ is the next best thing to seeing me live. And because I’m feeling generous (or just tired of your excuses), you can download it for FREE—for an undisclosed, extremely limited, totally arbitrary amount of time. Don’t ask how long, just grab it while you can.

Download the Book stupid

Fill out the form to grab your FREE copy. Seriously, what are you waiting for? It’s free, it’s blunt, and it’s the kick in the ass you clearly need. Don’t make me regret offering this.

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"I gained superpowers. No joke."

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“My ex won’t stop calling now. Thanks for nothing.”

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“10 out of 10. Would recommend—if you like getting roasted.”

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