Antonio Robbinstinez
"Motivational" Comedian
THE POWERFUL HOURFUL
Chicago’s Most
Ridiculous Motivational
Comedy Show
📍 Live at DSTRKT Bar & Grill, Wicker Park
⏰ Every Sunday at 7:15 PM
🚨 WARNING🚨
This is NOT a TED Talk.
You know those feel-good self-help seminars where a guy in a headset mic tells you
to “visualize success” while selling you a $2,000 online course?
Yeah, this isn’t that.
This is raw, unfiltered, brutally honest, and aggressively hilarious life advice
from the only man dumb enough to host a motivational seminar in a bar basement.
Part stand-up, part intervention, all chaos.
You may be asking yourself "WTF is this?"
You may be asking yourself
"WTF is this?"
It’s a one-hour motivational comedy experience designed to:
✅ Roast your bad decisions until you have no choice but to change.
✅ Expose your excuses and make you laugh about how dumb they are.
✅ Give you actual, usable life advice while you drink beer.
✅ Make you feel personally attacked in the best way possible.
This is not self-help.
It’s not therapy.
It’s not a cult. (Yet.)
It’s The Powerful Hourful.
And you need it.
WTF to expect
✔ Antonio, live and unhinged – No scripts. No fluff. Just truth bombs.
✔ Brutal life advice that actually works – Because being coddled won’t fix you.
✔ Chicago’s most ridiculous night out – It’s comedy. It’s motivation. It’s an experience.
📍 WHERE: DSTRKT Bar & Grill, Wicker Park
⏰ WHEN: Every Sunday, 7 PM
🎟️ TICKETS: $10 pre-sale –
which is cheaper than your next bad decision.
❌ Who Should NOT Come?
- If you cry when someone gives you constructive criticism.
- If you think “the universe will provide” is a business plan.
- If you have the self-awareness of a brick.
✅ Who SHOULD Come?
- If you need a wake-up call.
- If you want to laugh while realizing you’re the problem.
- If you’re tired of self-help scams and just need the truth.
Get tickets for
Chicago's most unhinged motivational comedy show
*Its like therapy, but cheaper and funnier
I wrote a book, so Clearly,
I know things
People kept making bad choices, so I had no choice but to write an entire book about it.
7 Habits of Highly Effective Assholes is your ultimate guide to stop being walked all over, stand up for yourself, and take control of your life.
It’s blunt, real, and brutally honest. And I’m giving it away for FREE.
Because let’s be honest—some of you need this more than you think.
Think You’re Ready for This?
Fill out the form to grab your free copy. But remember, this isn’t your typical self-help fluff—it’s here to make you think, laugh, and, frankly, get your act together
Have Your People Call My Person
My person is Jeff.
He’s overworked, underpaid, and handles all my nonsense.
thebigasshole@helloasshole.org
The Fine Print
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Created by an Asshole Like You ⚡
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